Schedule

Remember that while this schedule is never approximate, it may sometimes be inaccurate.

jaj wa’DIch (7/25)

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800 betleH wIqeq (janSIy)
Begin the day by getting the heart pumping and the limbs moving. Bring your betleH if you have one. If not, substitutes will be provided. Will be taught in thlIngan Hol and DIvI’ Hol. And if you’re awake, but refuse to move, at least come listen to the Hol.

1000 mabom (Qanqor)

1010 matagh (’angghal)
Opening remarks and a discussion of what you expect from the conference and what the conference expects from you. Plus updates on what’s been going on at the KLI and what we can expect to see in the near future.

1100 ’Iv jIH? wIQuj (janSIy)
You have been transformed, but into what, you do not know. You must ask others what they perceive and guess at your new identity.

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1400 Bing wIqel – (Qov)
Learn about how the grammarians have been teaching tlhIngan Hol to the new translation engine and how you can help whether you are a beginner or an expert with the language. Then help come up with questions for the Bing programers.

1500 qaDHom wa’ wIQuj (Seqram)
The first challenge is a one word topic. Show us your heart and speak to us on your new favorite subject.

1600 DoyIchlanDaq qaS nuq? (Quvar)
A virtual visit from the premier Klingonist of Europe.

1700 QIchmaj wIDubmeH (’angghal)
Listen to how others pronounce things and offer up your own speech impediments for critique.

1800 mabom (Qanqor)

- Certification testing

- maQuj

jaj cha’DIch (7/26)

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800 betleH wIqeq (janSIy)
Begin the day by getting the heart pumping and the limbs moving. Bring your betleH if you have one. If not, substitutes will be provided. Will be taught in thlIngan Hol and DIvI’ Hol. And if you’re awake, but refuse to move, at least come listen to the Hol.

1000 mabom

1010 wa’ ’ay’ wIQuj (taD/janSIy)
Start with a famous line or proverb and make sure you understand the grammar and vocabulary. Then change just one word or suffix. Now what does it say? Change another suffix and change the meaning all over again. Keep going until you have a new sentence that you have never uttered before. Revel in the utter destruction of the old decaying sentence and the growth of a new vibrant one.

1100 nuq ’oH? wIQuj (ghunchu’wI’)
Only one person knows what the object is. The rest of us must ask questions and make guesses to figure it out.

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1400 Bing wIyu’ (’angghal)
A virtual meeting with the programmers to get our questions answered and find out how we can make the translations better.

1500 qaDHom cha’ wIQuj (taD/janSIy)
We’ll give you a phrase. Now, stand up and tell us a story and include your phrase.

1600 Domaj wIDubmeH (Qov)
After some practice, can you say your selected reading like a native Klingon? Can you keep up when someone else does?

1700 DIjchu’ wIQuj (be’’etlh)
Raise your pigment stick high and leave your mark. Can your team identify the target word or phrase from your drawing?

1800 mabom (Qanqor)

- Certification testing

- maQuj

jaj wejDIch (7/27)

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800 betleH wIqeq (janSIy)
Begin the day by getting the heart pumping and the limbs moving. Bring your betleH if you have one. If not, substitutes will be provided. Will be taught in thlIngan Hol and DIvI’ Hol. And if you’re awake, but refuse to move, at least come listen to the Hol.

1000 mabom (Qanqor)

1010 Marc Okrand wIyu’ (Marc Okrand)

1100 waw’Daq maleng ($8) (Qov)
Field Trip! Dress up in your best Klingon outfits (or not) to visit the local military installation. Learn about local battle history and join us for a unique group conference photo.

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1500 Grammarian’s Round table (panel)
Some of the most experienced speakers will try to answer your challenging questions about grammar and usage of the language.

1600 pegh mu’ wIQWuj (’angghal)
Give clues to your partner to elicit the secret word.

1700 mabom

1800 pItSa chab wISop (’angghal)

1830 muchHommey Sar
Entertain us with tales of bravery, inspirational songs, and displays of wit. Or just fake it.

- maQuj

jaj Qav (7/28)

- mamej