(Minor spoilers in parentheses) Look I know that a lot of games look basic and end up being meh, but trust me when I tell you that this is not one of those games. It has an in depth story that actually gets kind of sad at times, and the plot is very well written. The main character does not seem to take in much info, but as the player you get to see a post-apocalyptic world run by plants, told with a cutesy design that makes the game awesome. The clues are a little tricky sometimes, the key is to take everything literally (for example when the gamer asks for tier 3 subs in the demo she does not want subscribers, she wants a sub sandwich). Truly one of my favorite games to play, ever. At the very least give the demo a shot, and if it’s not for you that’s fine! But I’m willing to bet that 9/10 people will adore it. I know I do! Also you will see a few reviews saying that you have to pay and they don’t tell you, but the description quite literally says that only the demo is free, and you have to pay a fee for the whole game. It’s totally worth it, too!

Before I had this game I was a small sickly, weak, little, tiny, baby man. submitting to the tyranny of the government, and not evading taxes like a good citizen. I was in the hospital every other day with stage six cancer, the taxes and bills were piling up. Mainly the taxes. My wife divorced me, my children stole my car and killed my dog. But then… I felt a disturbance in the force. A disturbance so powerful it shook the very earth with its might. I was out weeding my garden, that was diminishing for lack of care. When suddenly, out of the ground a small round white vegetable called a turnip appeared much to my dismay, or so I thought. The words he spoke were strange, but I understood them. He enlightened me, he broadened my mind and my scope of reality. He told me that he could save me, that he could get me out of my debt and my woes, through the power of turnip magic… and tax evasion. With his turnip magic he cured my cancer, he brought my wife and my kids and most importantly my car back. He gave me guns… Lots of guns to get rid of the people that killed my dog. And then he gave me new children because they were the ones who killed my dog. And then he brought my dog back. And then, through his powers of turnip tax evasion, my bills and my taxes were gone. I had no more debt… I was free. His one and only request, was that I check out a small game in which he does turnip things… like evading taxes. It was a simple request and I was happy to oblige. For all that he had done for me I would give at most two fingers. And so I write to you, reader. To share the wonders that this turnip, and his game, and turnip magic and his tax evasion have done for me. His only request to you reader, is that you try his little game, and maybe fortune, (or a small turnip) Will smile upon you in your days of strife.

Ok now I’m not exaggerating. This is an ADORABLE action-packed RPG game-. Now people might complain about the price and argue that you actually have to buy the rest of the game, but I say otherwise. Go through the first part of the game and count how many ads there are. Spoiler: there are none. This game doesn’t include any ads, so it’s expected that they need to make some moolah 💵 one way or another. Plus, it’s only five dollars. Most of the times you don’t even get a sneak-peak-like demo, so it’s nice to get an insight to what the game is actually like BEFORE buying it. There’s Lots to do in the game, the art style is so amazing that saying it’s “adorable” would be a complete understatement, the dialogue is absolutely creative as well as hilarious, so much so that you can tell the developers let themselves have fun when they made the game. And I find that really charming. So yeah- this game is really cute and charming (again not exaggerating).As for the developers, I love this game so much and it has a special place in my heart. Keep up the amazing work. ❤️

First off, I only game on my ipad. Second, I had this title’s release date marked in my calendar. I was excited. That said, I was not let down. The gameplay mechanics are simple but clever and incredibly well done. There are both combat and puzzle elements to the gameplay and the two are often blended, like when fighting a boss. The story line is well done. The game is generally funny. And when it comes to an end, you are left with endless fun. (No spoilers) It can easily be played by LITERALLY ANYONE WHO CAN READ. YOU CHOOSE YOUR LEVEL OF CHALLENGE and the game can be challenging. Finally, CONTROLLERS ARE SUPPORTED!!! So an amazing game with controller support, end game content, multiple challenge levels, and a great story. Plain and simple, an amazing game. The only quirk is that an experienced gamer can play through it in under a day but this means speed runs can be very fun. Want to run it more than once on a Saturday? You can and it has a speed run timer built in. Id 100% but this game again.